Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
She announced her abortion via fbk
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
