I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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