Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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