just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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