Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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