So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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