doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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