You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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