Kiss
Puke
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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