The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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