yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Welp...herpes.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
