If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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