IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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