She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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