dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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