Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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