I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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