I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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