ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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