Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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