so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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