i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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