The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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