Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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