For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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