You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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