I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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