As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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