Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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