Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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