Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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