also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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