You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Randomize
