just survived the first fart of the relationship.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just had sex on a roof
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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