we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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