ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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