Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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