are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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