this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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