awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
Randomize