are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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