just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
And then my night got REAL pukey
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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