Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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