So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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