Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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