Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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