it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
jump out the window naked night went bad
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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