For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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