remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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