I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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