so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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