He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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