This girl is more easily done than said...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
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