Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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